Random Shots (The New Vodka?)

I've figured out why I'm a music snob: my sister. She's one of those who plays her new favorite songs every time I'm around, y'know? And a lot of the time, it's not even a good song to begin with. That, and also because I'm an asshole.

When I'm building small forts out of Mountain Dew cans, I probably need to give it a rest. But I'm not going to.

In the beginning, the universe was created. This made many people angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.



Danny Tanner was a total queer. Duh.

Don't listen to Panic! At the Disco. They'll eat your children.

I play lead guitar in an air band.

To be honest, I'm a damned good driver. I'd be a lot better if it weren't for all those other damned cars.

Think about this for a minute: Pope Fabio.

Remember when Tom Arnold used to be important? Me neither.

I've done the "Cha Cha Slide" on a moving conveyor belt while on the clock, getting paid. Can you put that on your resumè?

You know what I'd like? A legitmate new friend request. Nothing personal, Artificial Intelligence in Texas, but I have no idea who the hell you guys are.

Once upon a time, The Real World portrayed real people. Then, the world was introduced to sex. And it changed television.

As seen on Myspace:

Confirm Add Friend

You cannot add yourself as a friend.

Damn.

fairly simple rule of thumb or pornography: If it turns you on, it's porn. That said, pictures of Rosie O'Donnell naked are simply in poor taste.

I can't remember this specifically, so if someone could help me out, that'd be great: Which level was it that Dante mentioned American Idol?