As Seen on Hot Or Not - March 1, 2008

This...I was almost tired before I saw this picture:



Reminds me of a certain supermarket tabloid superhero...

As Seen on Hot or Not - January 2, 2008 (courtesy of Hanna)

I'm not sure which of these guys wins more at losing, but both add to amusing profile pics with surpassingly brilliant descriptions.



The Hot Topic tee may not give it away, but douchebaggery is sealed with this (I kid you not):

i'm here for sex and dirty web cam videos. if you cannot provide either one of those do not bother clicking yes.

Then, this dude.

all time party, love girls, love dance, love singing, perfumes, bikes... ping me to know more... waiting for you YES...

I shit you not.

Thanks to Hanna Goetz for the bravery to endure these terrifying profiles.

As Seen on Hot or Not - December 27, 2007

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

As Seen on HOT or NOT - December 13, 2007

"Aim low, kids. Aim so low you can't possibly fail."

Marge Simpson comes to mind with my latest find, the first I've posted in a while.



"...... i'm normal .. i'd like to meet normal people too .."

Guys, I think I might have a chance!

As Seen on HOT or NOT - August 6, 2008

hey there on here looking for friends am shy at first but once i get to know ya and warm up too you then i'm all out going i can be very opionated at times but i just say and speak my mind love doing anything outdoors sounds good holla

I almost felt bad about posting this one until I saw her one keyword: "dinners." I shit you not.

As Seen on HOT or NOT - July 23, 2007

Hi my name is Karla and i am 20 yrs old. i love to go outdoors and go fishing walking etc. on cold and rainy days i like to cuddle up and watch a good movie, that really isn't me but i will be getting one up there soon i hope.

The above text apparently applies to all three photos posted.

As Seen on HOT or NOT - July 19, 2007

hello i think u are a very sexy person and i would like to get to know u so if ur interested please email me back ~~tabetha~~

That's a full frame in more ways than one.

As Seen on HOT or NOT - July 15, 2007

"AM VERY DOWN TO EARTH AND HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. AN SHY AT FIRST BUT WARM UP QUICKLY. LOVE TO HANG WITH MY FRIENDS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE. AM 5'7 95LBS. AM SMALL BUT GREEAT THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES."

That's too much to make fun of in one blog post. I'll let y'all think for yourselves here...

As Seen on HOT or NOT - June 14, 2007

Gratuitous boob shots - what would HoN be without 'em? As exciting as a Amish wet t-shirt contest, that's what.

However, I'm sorry to say this one doesn't...quite...work? Why? Possibly due to the overall dowdiness of the bosom.



Or perhaps the two inch difference in their height.

Just sayin'.